Terror Pigeon! may very well be "The World's Sweatiest Band."
So if an asteroid was gonna take out earth tomorrow, and your friends were having a huge party to celebrate what a wild ride it's been, when you showed up terror pigeonwould be playing. Join them in their jubilant and harrowing salute to the supreme wonder that is life.

http://terrorpigeon.us (<----VERY GOOD WEBSITE HERE)

Joe DeGeorge: Sax Machine 

not tryna toot my own horn

...but sax education is this country is shamefully inadequate. i'm happy 2 report that i have a very healthy sax life,  but what about my friends and family? are u making enough time for quality sax in yr daily life?  do u feel like u have enough sax appeal?  have u ever wondered about yr saxual orientation?

Joe DeGeorge: Sax Machine can help you sort out saxistential quandaries and help you perform your best in saxual encounters.  turn your sax fantasy into reality.
 honk if yr horny xoxo